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lucidnee:

lucidnee:

lucidnee:

if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!

If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!

You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!

if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post

Hey~ can you tell us about the straw hats with veils coming down to cover the wearer's face we see mostly in wuxia? I have seen some very pretty ones with added accessories like pearls and flowers too. What are they called?
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ziseviolet:

Hi, thanks for the question!

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The traditional Chinese veiled hats that we mostly see in Wuxia are called Weimao/帷帽. I wrote about the history of Weimao in this post. Please also see this post by fate-magical-girls for further information on the history/evolution of Chinese veiled hats.

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As you’ve noticed, it’s recently become trendy among Hanfu wearers to decorate Weimao with various kinds of accessories such as pearls and flowers. The effect is really pretty!

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Weimao can be worn by men as well:

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For more references, please check out my Weimao tag

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Hope this helps!

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watermelonhaus:

my take on an animal crossing moth villager

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catasters:

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Catasters of The Day

“I Can’t See Clearly…”

aerohail:

I may have made the cutest pikachu ever…

siniristiriita:

cat: hey you gonna eat that?

human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food.

cat: free game then. Cool.

human: be my guest.

cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.

humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don’t get stepped on.

cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don’t want predators finding them.

human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.

cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.

human: I’m ok with this.

jenniferrpovey:

confide–nemini:

bardofspades:

captainekmanlarsson:

Fun fact that a lot of people dont know about the Kachina logo:

When the first Winnipeg team relocated, the new Coyotes owners met with local indigenous leaders and artists to design the Kachina logo we all know and love today, in order to be regionally and culturally respectful.

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The image itself is a representation of the Hopi trickster spirit, Coyote. Now, you may question the wisdom of naming your hockey team after a trickster spirit, but we’re already way past that. 

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The angular design itself is based off of the Hopi Kachina dolls, figures made from cottonwood root representing spirits, forces of nature, or ancestors of the Hopi tribe. Be aware that different tribes in the Pueblo culture have their own Kachina dolls with their own styling, and the logo was drawn to genuinely Hopi.

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The jerseys themselves take inspiration from a different tribe.  The iconic patterning around the waist, collar, and sleeves are drawn from the famous blankets of the Navajo tribe.

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As mentioned in the OP, these designs have been given the blessings of both tribes.

This is honestly the best sports logo design I’ve ever seen

Doing it right.

ohpierre:

flaminganakin:

pettyrevenge:

Old People Restaurant Scam. You know the scam. Whine about perfectly good food to get some sort of comp.

In their old age, my parents befriended another older couple who would pull this stunt everywhere they went. After my mother told me a few stories about how their new friends had shown them how to get discounted or free meals, I felt like I was suddenly the responsible adult, concerned about the bad influence these people were on my parents.

While visiting my parents with my girlfriend, this other couple attended dinner with us. As I expected, the food was brought to the table and they immediately began dramatically complaining to one another about the quality/taste/temperature/etc. They were making a scene in order to attract the attention of the waitress. When our waitress returned to ask how we were doing, the miserable old bastard who played the lead role in their act took a deep breathe, struck a dramatic pose (with his hand raised to begin gesticulating for emphasis) and bega–I leaned forward and cut him off before he could finish the first word: “Everything is absolutely fantastic. It’s all great! Thank you very much!” She smiled, and began her obligatory “Great, well if you need any–” when he made a second attempt. “We come here all the time an–”. I didn’t acknowledge that he was speaking at all, repeated that all was just as we ordered and thank her again.

He was stunned and thrown off from his routine by my interruption. During this pause the waitress walked away (It seemed clear that she knew what they were trying to accomplish). He turned bright red. I turned to my girlfriend and, smiling and without lowering my voice, stated how pitiful it is that some people could be dishonest, deceitful and put at risk the livelihood of a cook, server or hostess for a pathetic discount or a free early-bird special. My passive-aggressive reverse-parenting broke my parents of the habit in short time.

And baby boomers talk shit about Millennials being entitled

As a Jimmy Johns employee for three years, the largest demographic that scams us for sandwiches are older than 40.

markv5-translated:

markv5:

Пищевая продукция проверена котоэкспертом и может быть допущeна к употреблению

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Пищевая продукция проверена котоэкспертом и может быть допущeна к употреблению

Food products are tested by a cat-expert and can be allowed to use

crackhead-majima:

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this is how some hentai artists be drawing 

claudioseraph:

I want to get off of Mr. Majima’s Wild Ride

ffoo-doodle:
“Yakuza fanart i posted o the vinebooru earlier
my comissions
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ffoo-doodle:

Yakuza fanart i posted o the vinebooru earlier

my comissions

ffoo-doodle:

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never posted this here but i made a gif or Goro Majima doing the torture dance

Majima-san how can we be as stylish as you?
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